24 October, 2009
18 October, 2009
17 September, 2009
04 August, 2009
feelings
define, life.
define, love.
define, feelings.
define, thoughts.
right now, I've mixed feelings. Not sure why it happens to me. Chung Ming never say die. But, sighhh, just unsure about everything right now.
03 August, 2009
hello zits, bye textbook
- new time table almost kill me
- slept for the rest of the day after recess
- don't get point of studying moral
- & now, they're even going for double period of it
- what makes it worse, a nigga is teaching
- monday is not a good day to study. Hence, it should be a holiday.
- I don't love you, prove me wrong.
- likes the new signings for Man Utd of Gabriel Obertan, Micheal Owen & Antonio Valencia.
One of the best goals I've seen in my entire life. What a screamer! Paul Scholes, a Man Utd legend, plays the same position & has the same kit number as I do. He's the reason how I fell in love with football :)
Zits are saying hello, I shall play some poker & go to bed.
01 August, 2009
glory glory Man United
look at his god damn skills & speed.
I guess Man Utd had found their next Ronaldo.
29 July, 2009
26 July, 2009
cash in, chick out.
Just when you were about to let go of some long-held dreams, along comes someone to remind you why you had such high hopes & how hard you had worked for it in the first place. So, what to do?
And look who turns 17?
The one and only babypam.
Well, not a baby anymore, she's a party legend in the hall of fame now. And for all the mean things you've done, you deserves a post. And in fact you taught me so many things, bad things. Thank you and happy birthday.
23 July, 2009
beat that name.
Before I left, I don't think the dog has a name, so out of nowhere, I name it Datin. I know that's very random of me but I think that's a pretty cool name. Unbeatable i would say. If you can have any better names that beats mine. You're always welcome to give suggestions on Cbox. Thank you :)
ps, obviously this post is not about a human.
a human like that doesn't deserve this post.
22 July, 2009
21 July, 2009
rain
And it's great to have someone in your mind while hearing the sound of the rain.
20 July, 2009
18 July, 2009
ohhh moral !
Officially broke
I gotta face my empty Pokerstars account everytime I sign in and its sad, very sad. I used to have 40usd in it.
16 July, 2009
foolish than ever.
Too many things I'm worried & confuse about it.
And my Pokerstars account is going broke.
Indeed it's very costly, 40usd.
15 July, 2009
I know what you did, no joke
and the statement above is not a joke.
my prom date is a dude.
13 July, 2009
yogurts
* I also enjoy eating 3cups of fruit yogurt a day after every meal.
wahh! why buy so many yogurts? *stunts at 3dozen of yogurts*
* Just recently, I have the motivation to study. Guess why ; )
11 July, 2009
FML
But high stakes table players are like sharks.
They eat you up.
I had flush they had full house.
Lost 10usd in just a minute. FML
08 July, 2009
habitual betrayals
Bangs are also growing, just like those days.
And obviously this post has nothing to do with the title.
and damn ! I adore his hair. Who doesn't?
07 July, 2009
24 hours is just not enough, agreee or dieee
This is my senior year, my SPM year, my last year in high school, bla bla bla.....
It sounds so important. Because, my future.
Life's hectic much, skipped 2 weeks of many things due to hectic schedule.
and CHUNG MINGGG, It's not a good timing to be in love god damn it!
such is life.
06 July, 2009
there's something I gotta say
2) Dynamitez really did a good job.
3) Blitzers cheerleaders have fair skins.
4) Billie Jean is spinning in my head even during lesson.
5) Having lala for dinner is not a good idea.
6) I promised myself to study after the Cheer event.
7) But promises are meant to be broken.
8) Because I said I wanna study half an hour ago but I'm still on FB.
9) Nothing makes it perfect but with you in it, it actually does.
10) Guys, always bring tissue when you're out.
03 July, 2009
good friday
having a few pieces of sushi for dinner,
and then going for my fav Pn Tan's Econs tuition.
I love fridays, especially those with plans on saturday and sunday,
I'm not gonna wish any of the Dynamitez, because I don't think Champion needs luck.
02 July, 2009
01 July, 2009
I hate this feeling
I'm playing poker man, can't see I'm busy?
good lesson, 14USD gone, never sign in when you're busy.
30 June, 2009
ohh man ! NS -_-
yeah lahh
ChungMing says:
u're not going thats why i miss u
babypam says:
orh
babypam says:
aww
babypam says:
so sweet
ChungMing says:
sweet?
ChungMing says:
no i was just joking wiη eяn. AWLH ♥ says:
it says : Tahniah ! 92010710**** NGEOW CHUNG MING terpilih menyertai PLKN Siri 7/2010
Adam; Converge; Graf Orlock., Ghosthustler says:
dont worry bro
Adam; Converge; Graf Orlock., Ghosthustler says:
i heard
Adam; Converge; Graf Orlock., Ghosthustler says:
fun things about it
fantastic BM
28 June, 2009
GOTCHA !
MJ died
ChungMing says:
so i emo
ChungMing says:
i wana commit suicide
ChungMing says:
wana get a blade but couldnt find
ChungMing says:
so my maid gave me a steak knife instead
ChungMing says:
lol
Jadeline says:
=.=''''''''
ChungMing says:
hahahah
ChungMing says:
short stories
ChungMing says:
suicide attempt failed
Jadeline says:
haha lame
27 June, 2009
r.i.p MJ
thought it was a joke or something -___________-
And guess what? I lost 2 U$D at pokerstars. @#$%^&*
there goes a set of KFC Zingerburger. sigh
24 June, 2009
. . . . . go prom, fly kites
not a big fan of korean songs besides the faggot that sang "tuts my barreh", but I find this really awesome. Perfect acapella, meaningful lyrics, a must watch. Can't stand that my eyes are hurting, sleeeepppp!
22 June, 2009
happy father's day
21 June, 2009
driving day
" Turn off your signal lahh dude, the sound damn annoying. " - Derek reminds me for more than 5times turning off the signal after turning.
" Guys, come eat more balls, we can't finish it. " - Aunt asking us to take more fish balls and meat balls, steamboat.
19 June, 2009
wait for me, my dear
18 June, 2009
random thoughts
The problem is I'm kinda into the reading and I din't want to move my ass away from the very nice wooden antique chair that I always sit when I online, cause it cools my ass off. Well, back to the story, I din't know, you can cook. I din't know you're actually a person that loves & appreciate your parents alot. I din't know, you're a person with deep thoughts. I din't know, reading your past can be so fun to me.
Besides the slow loading speed, everything's just so great to read about. Hah, obviously I'm try to be a deep blogger here, but I'm a shallow & simple person whattodo? So I'm moving my ass into my room and watch GG.
eh HELLO MISS,
no point you're tryina' make me jealous.
I've got no time for all your bullshits.
To you know who you are,
Prove it, and thank you.
and for all the runners/jumpers/lontar peluru-ers(wtf)/marchers/QMs.
good luck, for burning yourself and inhaling bad air cause of a huge barbeque party held by Indonesians in their own country ending up accidently burning their jungle/forest.
16 June, 2009
all in my thoughts
" Wahh Chung Ming sudah datang, I sangat takut " - Siva saying that when I went up to him and wanted to claim extra 1mark for moral -___-
me . newbie hairstylist
Hey, you're new here huh? Never seen you before.
Nope, but my senior just went out to the bank.
Ohh okay nvrm, I can't wait. Just cut for me.
-Hair cut in progress-
Are you a mix?
Huh? mix what?
Your parents.
Ohh NO WHY?
Haha you look like one.
*blush* Ohh haha thanks.
seriously, just wondering do I really look like one.
15 June, 2009
piece of art, just for you
Quotes of the day
" Aihhhh..... I did fill in all the answers but still get wrong " - Dhilip getting bad results for science test after comparing with the worst general science student in the class, Chung Ming. Well, I passed.
" blablablabla... then I burn your family, and then go burn your doggy's dick " - Dhilip saying that in an argument.
" Chuck Bass? Tak bass(best) lagi " - Me, on teasing Aiman whom self-claim himself as *cough* Chuck Bass after he gets bad result.
" People people! Pack up, we go to science lab! 4Jati's coming in! " Daryl the class monitor. I find that really classic, you probably won't get to hear that anymore when you go to college.
14 June, 2009
stalker
going through blogs
to steal pictures
for a project
and I'm supposed to hang out with my TV now
but I gotta finish my project by the end of this month
and obviously I need help
13 June, 2009
sexy huh?
11 June, 2009
10 June, 2009
Inspired by MJ
08 June, 2009
07 June, 2009
I'll keep you my dirty lil secret
Ohh sorry I knocked-you-down =P
05 June, 2009
google moogle
1) have you ever try typing the word Google on the google search bar?
2) should I cut my hair short so I can have a mohawk hairstyle back when school reopens, or should I just leave it just like the hair I used to have when I was form2 until pn betty cut my hair? *yes she seriously did, and I miss her*
04 June, 2009
fb quiz makes me lol
THIS IS A QUIZ TO SEE HOW CHEEBYE OF A PERSON YOU ARE, TAKE IT TO SEE HOW MUCH OF A ASSHOLE NABEI PUABYE ROTIPRATA ARE YOU!
Question 1
If you see someone talking with their mouth full of food, what do you do?
A ) just keep quiet and dont care because you scared you will kenna whack.
B ) shout " EH WHAT THE FUCK CHEEBYE YOU DONT HAVE PARENTS TO TEACH YOU TO CLOSE YOUR MOTHERFKN PUA CHEEBYE MOUTH WHEN YOU EATING AH? KNN ROTIPRATA HONG GAN SEE YOUR KANPUA BIG MOUTH OPEN REMIND ME OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND NENG TEH BAH CHEEBYE"
C ) say " eh cheebye close your mouth lah knn no manners MOTHER NEVER TEACH AH nah bei tiang"
Question 2
When you are in the lift and someone asks you to help them press a button, what do you do?
A )say "CHEEBYE YOU KANINA BAI KAH(handicap) AH? OWNSELF PRESS LA KNN YOU NO HAND AH JIBAI"
B ) ask 'which floor?' politely and press it for them
C ) press the 18th floor and shout "WAH CHAOCHEEBYE HOPE YOU GO TO 18TH FLOOR OF HELL AND JIA SAI SI LAH KNN HONG GAN JIBAI"
Question 3
When you are dulan with your friend, what do you do?
A ) when your friend go for recess, you LAO SAI in his bag then zip it up.
B ) Use a private number to call Macdonalds and order 200 extra value meal UPSIZE to their house
C ) settle the matter personally by MSN because you humji dont dare to face the person
you stunt my dog
What a performance by MJ, the King of Pop he is.
Take a look at the crowd. Definitly gone wild and crazy.
02 June, 2009
I need a back massage
see my handsome face =) sorry about the name, I was being childish when I created this account.
And this is what I get after playing the tournament for hours. 7.22pm-1.45am, you do the maths.
Please do click to enlarge and read it, it's an achievement that no one else in SMKDJ can make it.
It's not easy to get 1st playing against 5216 players around the world.
01 June, 2009
do you know
bad brunch day
Yakult? Not now mann. Choc Indulgence from S.Recipe? Have been eating it for the past few days but still can't finish. Who want some it's still fresh I swear! Eggs? lazy fry, and no bread. Honeystars!! Freshmilk habis -_- What about Heineken? Dad's one cannot touch, and that's definitly not for brunch. Lameeee
Ohh guess what I found deep inside the fridge, a bar of Cadbury Peppermint which can kill sperms. No doubt I ate 2 small pieces and I was thinking... "NO, I can't do this to my sperm" -_______- Who can buy me fooooodddd!!!?
31 May, 2009
polo is love
30 May, 2009
Steven Lim the biggest chicken pie
He's an asshole, he speaks Ah Beng's english, he's a faggot. But nothing matters at least he cheers me up & made me laugh when nobody elses can. So I'm a fan of him now, a big fan.
28 May, 2009
you you you you you!
for like errrrr.. 2mins?
there goes my choc ice cream, melted.
Even if my heart beats your name,
man utd got pawned, by barca. Stuntdog. And definitly I'll miss mid-night poker with my friends later tonight.
27 May, 2009
ma lai sia bolehh
translation on the vulgar part, i laugh until stomach pain.
" free or not? let's go yamcha lahh diu.. Yeah that pokai always lidat one lahhh... *looks side mirror, stunt* AIYOO diu lah, diu lah, diu lah, police ahh, diu lah. I'll call you back later. Ohh f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck "
you smile ; I melt
And ohh . . . I'm into Gossip Girls now. Damn off.
Those chicks are not hot but yeah, who cares.
Who can lend me season 1?
I give you free XOXO.
24 May, 2009
mid-term science exam 100%
23 May, 2009
21 May, 2009
farmer
19 May, 2009
14 May, 2009
vitas
Please be patient & watch the beginning 2mins will do :) tq
watch the whole damn thing ! *&^%$#@! Ni Ba Ba (your dad).
13 May, 2009
BM ; sigh
12 May, 2009
but I am only human
11 May, 2009
and NO, I wasn't ready for that
equations of love, lol
haven't touch any of the books, how?
once I open my books I fall asleep within 15mins, improvement.
so I was reading my sejarah halfway and turned out reading nostalgia looking for ppl's faces :)
and I always kena ffk, so when can I buy my flipflops. I won't go out until I get a pair of new flipflops, I swear. Grounded anyway. Sigh
06 May, 2009
headbutt ; head-banging
And they were talking about head-banging rock bands which influenced me to practice my head-banging skills together with them behind the classroom . Which is, retarded act . I would prefer a headbutt because I can still sharpen up my rhyno look-a-like hairstyle before it grows longer . Dhilip din't practice much so he had a neck ache .
awww hardcore . . . . .
Mom says no need to go school tmr . Great, I hate thursdays .
Take a break from head-banging for a day .
04 May, 2009
30 April, 2009
chung ming :)
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
lame, but just for laughs anyway. I stress mahhh.
28 April, 2009
I just lost a friend today
26 April, 2009
my new haircut can poke you till death
20 April, 2009
15 April, 2009
when you talk to me ; I swear.... the whole world stops
- Liverpool drew 4-4 with Chelsea ; YAY !
- Pam came school after skipping a week, gonna buang soon ; YAY ! jjk la :)
- After school went sushi ; whooshhh !
- Yi Ching said I look younger compared to last time; nice !
- I finished my sejarah & econs ; proud !
- I always have headache after recess time ; wth -.-
- Man Utd is playing tmr morning ; must win !
- I really need a phone now ; sigh
I'm out, will be back.
14 April, 2009
13 April, 2009
08 April, 2009
girl, you're god damn addictive
Let's make it in point form today :
- watching Man Utd was a waste of time
- made a mistake going to school
- passed my Undang Test ; proud
- ate KFC as celebration ; lifeless
- went gym for the 1st time since last year's October
- skipped dinner to make gym-ing more effective
- then I shall continue my astro on demand drama
07 April, 2009
am I crazy or falling in love ; is it really just another crush?
I was just trying how good the camera is, and my face turned out like constipation/diarrhea *still can't differenciate both of them*
freaky
Man Utd @ 3am. Boring post. Ciao
06 April, 2009
this is totally bullshit
Gagal ; right in the face -.-
02 April, 2009
01 April, 2009
hero to zero
29 March, 2009
both of us :)
26 March, 2009
iPhone masuk Ma Lai Sia
the video damn cute ; watch watch !
Okay I'm planning on buying an iPhone here because iPhone dah masuk Ma Lai Sia
19 March, 2009
15 March, 2009
this time dog bark dog
so yeah tonight is poker night with the friends, ready to trash some ass.
04 March, 2009
26 February, 2009
23 February, 2009
tiger slap dog ; better than astro on demand
13 February, 2009
I am brave, I think ?
03 February, 2009
01 February, 2009
CNY ?
26 January, 2009
Happy Buffalo Year
Okay Bye
-.- zzzz I know damn gay & random