bad brunch day

When you wake up between 11 or 12 in the morning, the first thing you'd probably do is walk to fridge, open it and figure out what you can have for brunch.

Yakult? Not now mann. Choc Indulgence from S.Recipe? Have been eating it for the past few days but still can't finish. Who want some it's still fresh I swear! Eggs? lazy fry, and no bread. Honeystars!! Freshmilk habis -_- What about Heineken? Dad's one cannot touch, and that's definitly not for brunch. Lameeee

Ohh guess what I found deep inside the fridge, a bar of Cadbury Peppermint which can kill sperms. No doubt I ate 2 small pieces and I was thinking... "NO, I can't do this to my sperm" -_______- Who can buy me fooooodddd!!!?