fb quiz makes me lol

SO YOU THINK YOU ARE A CHEE BYE KIA?
THIS IS A QUIZ TO SEE HOW CHEEBYE OF A PERSON YOU ARE, TAKE IT TO SEE HOW MUCH OF A ASSHOLE NABEI PUABYE ROTIPRATA ARE YOU!

Question 1
If you see someone talking with their mouth full of food, what do you do?
A ) just keep quiet and dont care because you scared you will kenna whack.

B ) shout " EH WHAT THE FUCK CHEEBYE YOU DONT HAVE PARENTS TO TEACH YOU TO CLOSE YOUR MOTHERFKN PUA CHEEBYE MOUTH WHEN YOU EATING AH? KNN ROTIPRATA HONG GAN SEE YOUR KANPUA BIG MOUTH OPEN REMIND ME OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND NENG TEH BAH CHEEBYE"

C ) say " eh cheebye close your mouth lah knn no manners MOTHER NEVER TEACH AH nah bei tiang"

Question 2
When you are in the lift and someone asks you to help them press a button, what do you do?
A )say "CHEEBYE YOU KANINA BAI KAH(handicap) AH? OWNSELF PRESS LA KNN YOU NO HAND AH JIBAI"

B ) ask 'which floor?' politely and press it for them

C ) press the 18th floor and shout "WAH CHAOCHEEBYE HOPE YOU GO TO 18TH FLOOR OF HELL AND JIA SAI SI LAH KNN HONG GAN JIBAI"

Question 3
When you are dulan with your friend, what do you do?
A ) when your friend go for recess, you LAO SAI in his bag then zip it up.

B ) Use a private number to call Macdonalds and order 200 extra value meal UPSIZE to their house

C ) settle the matter personally by MSN because you humji dont dare to face the person