ohh man ! NS -_-

ChungMing says:
yeah lahh
ChungMing says:
u're not going thats why i miss u
babypam says:
orh
babypam says:
aww
babypam says:
so sweet
ChungMing says:
sweet?
ChungMing says:
no i was just joking

wiη eяn. AWLH ♥ says:
it says : Tahniah ! 92010710**** NGEOW CHUNG MING terpilih menyertai PLKN Siri 7/2010

Adam; Converge; Graf Orlock., Ghosthustler says:
dont worry bro
Adam; Converge; Graf Orlock., Ghosthustler says:
i heard
Adam; Converge; Graf Orlock., Ghosthustler says:
fun things about it

fantastic BM

"you cita-cita mau jadi ape?"

*things will never tell you if they're getting out of hands before they really do*

GOTCHA !

ChungMing says:
MJ died
ChungMing says:
so i emo
ChungMing says:
i wana commit suicide
ChungMing says:
wana get a blade but couldnt find
ChungMing says:
so my maid gave me a steak knife instead
ChungMing says:
lol
Jadeline says:
=.=''''''''
ChungMing says:
hahahah
ChungMing says:
short stories
ChungMing says:
suicide attempt failed
Jadeline says:
haha lame

r.i.p MJ

OH MAN! Can't believe when I just step into the school, ppl are telling me "woi, MJ died lahh"

thought it was a joke or something -___________-

And guess what? I lost 2 U$D at pokerstars. @#$%^&*
there goes a set of KFC Zingerburger. sigh

. . . . . go prom, fly kites

not a big fan of korean songs besides the faggot that sang "tuts my barreh", but I find this really awesome. Perfect acapella, meaningful lyrics, a must watch. Can't stand that my eyes are hurting, sleeeepppp!

happy father's day

He's not a millionaire, but he's a really cool guy & one hell of a joker. That's my dad. To me, we're like good buddies that can chat & discuss about every single topic, including chicks ofcourse. He likes to tease me, fart at me, lecture me, spoil me, order me to do stuffs & ... alot. I miss those days when I follow him back to office during midnight for work, he'll just blast his car stereo loud with his fav Bee Gees/MJ/Kitaro we sing & shake along. He definitely enjoys looking at my stress-less & retarded face while singing & jumping in the car. Well, I can't do that anymore & I won't. I'm already 17 & without you I won't come this far. Whenever I ask for unreasonable amount of money for shopping, he still ask "enough or not? take extra lahh incase". Cool right? & because I'm so spoilt among all my siblings, I never seems to behave well. He forgives me easily whenever I've done something wrong & forget about it the next day. It might not seems that he knows how much I love him, but I really do :) hope you had a great one.

dim sum girl

driving day

" Ehhh boy STOP STOP! Itu Citroen mahal tau? Jangan langar tau? " - driving uncle who sits beside me when I drive. Almost hit -____-

" Turn off your signal lahh dude, the sound damn annoying. " - Derek reminds me for more than 5times turning off the signal after turning.

" Guys, come eat more balls, we can't finish it. " - Aunt asking us to take more fish balls and meat balls, steamboat.

wait for me, my dear

After finishing an awesome arguement with my mum half an hour ago, I felt better. At least, I said part of the stuffs that I wanted to say all this while. But well, about the arguement, no one wins. And I just finish studying maths chapter 1, more to come and so..... who says that I din't study? Definitely I won't be getting my driving license before Cheer2009, but hoping to get it before September.

random thoughts

Just when I thought of going back into my room to continue GG, I'm spending extra 1 hour to read some blog's older posts. Interesting tho, I can catch up all the single things you've done every single day, that I din't know, not bad.

The problem is I'm kinda into the reading and I din't want to move my ass away from the very nice wooden antique chair that I always sit when I online, cause it cools my ass off. Well, back to the story, I din't know, you can cook. I din't know you're actually a person that loves & appreciate your parents alot. I din't know, you're a person with deep thoughts. I din't know, reading your past can be so fun to me.

Besides the slow loading speed, everything's just so great to read about. Hah, obviously I'm try to be a deep blogger here, but I'm a shallow & simple person whattodo? So I'm moving my ass into my room and watch GG.

eh HELLO MISS,

if you thought I cared, NO I DON'T.
no point you're tryina' make me jealous.
I've got no time for all your bullshits.

To you know who you are,

Well, just wondering, if what I'm doing is worth for it.
Prove it, and thank you.

and for all the runners/jumpers/lontar peluru-ers(wtf)/marchers/QMs.
good luck, for burning yourself and inhaling bad air cause of a huge barbeque party held by Indonesians in their own country ending up accidently burning their jungle/forest.

all in my thoughts

Okay I like this, damn classic.

" Wahh Chung Ming sudah datang, I sangat takut " - Siva saying that when I went up to him and wanted to claim extra 1mark for moral -___-

me . newbie hairstylist
Hey, you're new here huh? Never seen you before.
Nope, but my senior just went out to the bank.
Ohh okay nvrm, I can't wait. Just cut for me.
-Hair cut in progress-
Are you a mix?
Huh? mix what?
Your parents.
Ohh NO WHY?
Haha you look like one.
*blush* Ohh haha thanks.

seriously, just wondering do I really look like one.

piece of art, just for you

Happy back to school people, just like it don't know why, feels great. Laughing & giggling all the way and time passing real fast.

Quotes of the day

" Aihhhh..... I did fill in all the answers but still get wrong " - Dhilip getting bad results for science test after comparing with the worst general science student in the class, Chung Ming. Well, I passed.

" blablablabla... then I burn your family, and then go burn your doggy's dick " - Dhilip saying that in an argument.

" Chuck Bass? Tak bass(best) lagi " - Me, on teasing Aiman whom self-claim himself as *cough* Chuck Bass after he gets bad result.

" People people! Pack up, we go to science lab! 4Jati's coming in! " Daryl the class monitor. I find that really classic, you probably won't get to hear that anymore when you go to college.

stalker

I'm like a stalker now
going through blogs
to steal pictures
for a project
and I'm supposed to hang out with my TV now
but I gotta finish my project by the end of this month
and obviously I need help

sexy huh?

Didn't really enjoy Shogun much, I like the shopping part more instead.
And close the school bitch, swine piggy flu is here, dengue & haze are back.

no mercy for my lovely stomach

booked buffet lunch @ Shogun on Friday.

Inspired by MJ

Eventhough he always touches his dick when he performs, but it's okay. Because he wears fedora when he performs Billie Jean, so I'm fine with his dick touching.

you guys should like this, go buy one to cover yourself from the hot sun.

pringles cadbury mars snickers

burrpp~

I'll keep you my dirty lil secret

BOO it's Sunday and I'm up so early, with backache. Cause I spent whole night sleeping on the couch -_- Eeeeee pain!

Ohh sorry I knocked-you-down =P

Finally felling a lil busy during the holidays but not rotting at home. Did much shopping for the consecutive past 2days with mummy. Still looking for flipflops. Who can take me to Bangsar & Midvalley, hmmmm?

google moogle

Okay I have questions here,

1) have you ever try typing the word Google on the google search bar?

2) should I cut my hair short so I can have a mohawk hairstyle back when school reopens, or should I just leave it just like the hair I used to have when I was form2 until pn betty cut my hair? *yes she seriously did, and I miss her*

fb quiz makes me lol

SO YOU THINK YOU ARE A CHEE BYE KIA?
THIS IS A QUIZ TO SEE HOW CHEEBYE OF A PERSON YOU ARE, TAKE IT TO SEE HOW MUCH OF A ASSHOLE NABEI PUABYE ROTIPRATA ARE YOU!

Question 1
If you see someone talking with their mouth full of food, what do you do?
A ) just keep quiet and dont care because you scared you will kenna whack.

B ) shout " EH WHAT THE FUCK CHEEBYE YOU DONT HAVE PARENTS TO TEACH YOU TO CLOSE YOUR MOTHERFKN PUA CHEEBYE MOUTH WHEN YOU EATING AH? KNN ROTIPRATA HONG GAN SEE YOUR KANPUA BIG MOUTH OPEN REMIND ME OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND NENG TEH BAH CHEEBYE"

C ) say " eh cheebye close your mouth lah knn no manners MOTHER NEVER TEACH AH nah bei tiang"

Question 2
When you are in the lift and someone asks you to help them press a button, what do you do?
A )say "CHEEBYE YOU KANINA BAI KAH(handicap) AH? OWNSELF PRESS LA KNN YOU NO HAND AH JIBAI"

B ) ask 'which floor?' politely and press it for them

C ) press the 18th floor and shout "WAH CHAOCHEEBYE HOPE YOU GO TO 18TH FLOOR OF HELL AND JIA SAI SI LAH KNN HONG GAN JIBAI"

Question 3
When you are dulan with your friend, what do you do?
A ) when your friend go for recess, you LAO SAI in his bag then zip it up.

B ) Use a private number to call Macdonalds and order 200 extra value meal UPSIZE to their house

C ) settle the matter personally by MSN because you humji dont dare to face the person

you stunt my dog

What a performance by MJ, the King of Pop he is.

Take a look at the crowd. Definitly gone wild and crazy.

I need a back massage

see my handsome face =) sorry about the name, I was being childish when I created this account.


And this is what I get after playing the tournament for hours. 7.22pm-1.45am, you do the maths.

Please do click to enlarge and read it, it's an achievement that no one else in SMKDJ can make it.
It's not easy to get 1st playing against 5216 players around the world.

do you know

how it feels like when you lose by pocket kings against pocket nines? That will be damn piss off. And yes we're talking about poker here.

bad brunch day

When you wake up between 11 or 12 in the morning, the first thing you'd probably do is walk to fridge, open it and figure out what you can have for brunch.

Yakult? Not now mann. Choc Indulgence from S.Recipe? Have been eating it for the past few days but still can't finish. Who want some it's still fresh I swear! Eggs? lazy fry, and no bread. Honeystars!! Freshmilk habis -_- What about Heineken? Dad's one cannot touch, and that's definitly not for brunch. Lameeee

Ohh guess what I found deep inside the fridge, a bar of Cadbury Peppermint which can kill sperms. No doubt I ate 2 small pieces and I was thinking... "NO, I can't do this to my sperm" -_______- Who can buy me fooooodddd!!!?