Inspired by MJ

Eventhough he always touches his dick when he performs, but it's okay. Because he wears fedora when he performs Billie Jean, so I'm fine with his dick touching.

you guys should like this, go buy one to cover yourself from the hot sun.

pringles cadbury mars snickers

burrpp~

I'll keep you my dirty lil secret

BOO it's Sunday and I'm up so early, with backache. Cause I spent whole night sleeping on the couch -_- Eeeeee pain!

Ohh sorry I knocked-you-down =P

Finally felling a lil busy during the holidays but not rotting at home. Did much shopping for the consecutive past 2days with mummy. Still looking for flipflops. Who can take me to Bangsar & Midvalley, hmmmm?

google moogle

Okay I have questions here,

1) have you ever try typing the word Google on the google search bar?

2) should I cut my hair short so I can have a mohawk hairstyle back when school reopens, or should I just leave it just like the hair I used to have when I was form2 until pn betty cut my hair? *yes she seriously did, and I miss her*

fb quiz makes me lol

SO YOU THINK YOU ARE A CHEE BYE KIA?
THIS IS A QUIZ TO SEE HOW CHEEBYE OF A PERSON YOU ARE, TAKE IT TO SEE HOW MUCH OF A ASSHOLE NABEI PUABYE ROTIPRATA ARE YOU!

Question 1
If you see someone talking with their mouth full of food, what do you do?
A ) just keep quiet and dont care because you scared you will kenna whack.

B ) shout " EH WHAT THE FUCK CHEEBYE YOU DONT HAVE PARENTS TO TEACH YOU TO CLOSE YOUR MOTHERFKN PUA CHEEBYE MOUTH WHEN YOU EATING AH? KNN ROTIPRATA HONG GAN SEE YOUR KANPUA BIG MOUTH OPEN REMIND ME OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND NENG TEH BAH CHEEBYE"

C ) say " eh cheebye close your mouth lah knn no manners MOTHER NEVER TEACH AH nah bei tiang"

Question 2
When you are in the lift and someone asks you to help them press a button, what do you do?
A )say "CHEEBYE YOU KANINA BAI KAH(handicap) AH? OWNSELF PRESS LA KNN YOU NO HAND AH JIBAI"

B ) ask 'which floor?' politely and press it for them

C ) press the 18th floor and shout "WAH CHAOCHEEBYE HOPE YOU GO TO 18TH FLOOR OF HELL AND JIA SAI SI LAH KNN HONG GAN JIBAI"

Question 3
When you are dulan with your friend, what do you do?
A ) when your friend go for recess, you LAO SAI in his bag then zip it up.

B ) Use a private number to call Macdonalds and order 200 extra value meal UPSIZE to their house

C ) settle the matter personally by MSN because you humji dont dare to face the person

you stunt my dog

What a performance by MJ, the King of Pop he is.

Take a look at the crowd. Definitly gone wild and crazy.

I need a back massage

see my handsome face =) sorry about the name, I was being childish when I created this account.


And this is what I get after playing the tournament for hours. 7.22pm-1.45am, you do the maths.

Please do click to enlarge and read it, it's an achievement that no one else in SMKDJ can make it.
It's not easy to get 1st playing against 5216 players around the world.

do you know

how it feels like when you lose by pocket kings against pocket nines? That will be damn piss off. And yes we're talking about poker here.

bad brunch day

When you wake up between 11 or 12 in the morning, the first thing you'd probably do is walk to fridge, open it and figure out what you can have for brunch.

Yakult? Not now mann. Choc Indulgence from S.Recipe? Have been eating it for the past few days but still can't finish. Who want some it's still fresh I swear! Eggs? lazy fry, and no bread. Honeystars!! Freshmilk habis -_- What about Heineken? Dad's one cannot touch, and that's definitly not for brunch. Lameeee

Ohh guess what I found deep inside the fridge, a bar of Cadbury Peppermint which can kill sperms. No doubt I ate 2 small pieces and I was thinking... "NO, I can't do this to my sperm" -_______- Who can buy me fooooodddd!!!?